Rich and the kids come home frm church today. London is wearing a pig-nose(I'll post pics later) and Dad is proud. Since Rich worked until 4 in the morning, he announced he was going upstairs to bed. That's when I notice he is wearing a latex glove on one hand.
"What's the glove for?"
"Uooh. There's a turd stuck in the upstairs toilet."
(Me laughing)"Isn't that why we have a plunger?"
"It's not that kind of turd."
I can't stop laughing at this point.
"Would you mind getting the pizzas out of the oven?" He asks.