Friday Confessional with Glamazon

• I like to write out 'ToDo' lists
•  These days they include things like 'Shower.  Brush Teeth.  Gestate.'
•  Some days that's all that's included.
• Don't judge.  It's really hard for me to brush my teeth and keep breakfast down.
• I had a talk with London this week about calling people me 'fat'.
• Last night she put her hands on my growing belly.  
• "Mom, you're stomach is sooo fa- I mean beautiful. Um...it's fat and beautiful, Mom."
• I told her she wasn't even allowed to talk about my butt.
• At all.
• Ever.
• I'm not one of those women who obsesses over her weight.
• I swear, I'm really not. 
• I have never counted calories or been on a diet.
• I don't even own a scale.
• I really think that if I am healthy and my body is useful and able it's great.  Women are all beautiful by nature.
• It's left me wondering why London is so concerned about my figure.
• Maybe it's just normal 4 year old stuff, I don't know.
• Anyway...
• Rich's birthday is on Monday, and I need to get him something still.
• He wants a boat.
• It's not going to happen this year (sorry, Honey)
• Any suggestions?
• I'll probably just wind up taking him having him take me to Cabela's, and just let him pick out whatever.
• 'Cause that's the great kind of wife I am.
• Did I mention that I would be gestating while we go to Cabela's? I just thought you should know.
• How the he&& do I get the pink button on this post?
• If I figure it out, I'm seriously going to celebrate.
• OMG!! It's a rainy day miracle! I did it! 
• Now, quit judging me and go write your own.